oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(via pizza)

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6 hours ago

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

(Source: socotic, via pizza)

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6 hours ago

twinkle-twinkle-little-fuck:

group projects when no one knows what they’re doing

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(via confirmance)

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6 hours ago

poryqon:

poryqon:

write my tombstone in emojis

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damn it

(via pizza)

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6 hours ago

populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

(Source: brotherblaze, via pizza)

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6 hours ago
kittylamar:

getting this tatted on my chest

kittylamar:

getting this tatted on my chest

(Source: gelatins, via tyleroakley)

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30146
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6 hours ago
me at the zoo:where are the dragons
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6 hours ago

sweatrer:

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(via pizza)

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6 hours ago

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

(Source: postllimit, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

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6 hours ago
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